Mak:lesen,tolong beli santan!!
Lesen:lesen tengah maen ps2 la mak!!
Mak:otak, tolong beli santan!!
...
Otak: alaa.. baru jer nk berak!!
Mak: kad pengenalan, tolong beli santan!!
Kad pengenalan: laa,, org nk maen fb la mak..
Mak: gila, tolong beli santan!!
Gila: ok mak..
- dalam perjalanan gila ditahan sbb bawak laju..-
Gila:ye, ade ape cik?
Polis: lesen mane?
Gila:die maen ps2..
Polis: kad pengenalan?
Gila:maen fb..
Polis:kamu xde otak ker?
Gila: otak ngah berak.. polis nie knl family saye ke? sume adik beradik saye encik tau..
Polis:awk nie gila ye?
Gila: name saye mmg giler..
CerIAkaN IdOP AnDA DGn bLOg nIe..
Thursday, 8 December 2011
6.12.2011
assalamualaikum..
6.11.11 hari 2 ade kenduri bacaan yassin kat umah nenek aq.. aq pegi malam isnin.. aq ingatkan mak ade.. rupenye x de.. die pegi wat apam polka dot..
apam polka dot (dot dot)
dan creme caramel..
gambo dlm google.. hehe.. (terpakse curi..)
esoknye pulak wat sambal kacang (sedap giler mak aq buat), lodeh, dan rendang ayam.. time 2 lodeh unik ckit sebab ade cendawan telinga.. rase die kenyal2 dan rangup2.. (mak aq jugak yg masak..)
cendawan telinga (cine)
yg paling laku rendang.. walaupun ayam die liat ckit, tapi sedap...aq suke sabal kacang.. nenek aq pulak suke rendang.. nisa suke lodeh..
pendek ayt.. sumer sedap2..
6.11.11 hari 2 ade kenduri bacaan yassin kat umah nenek aq.. aq pegi malam isnin.. aq ingatkan mak ade.. rupenye x de.. die pegi wat apam polka dot..
dan creme caramel..
esoknye pulak wat sambal kacang (sedap giler mak aq buat), lodeh, dan rendang ayam.. time 2 lodeh unik ckit sebab ade cendawan telinga.. rase die kenyal2 dan rangup2.. (mak aq jugak yg masak..)
yg paling laku rendang.. walaupun ayam die liat ckit, tapi sedap...aq suke sabal kacang.. nenek aq pulak suke rendang.. nisa suke lodeh..
pendek ayt.. sumer sedap2..
Monday, 5 December 2011
BorINg..
assalamualaikum..
hye.. ape kabo sumer?? korang boring x?? aq boring la.. x de pape nk buat.. nnti korang bagi la cadangan.. ok?? aq nie mcm x de modal jer.. asyik2 menge'face'.. kalo x pown lagu.. 2 jer.. k lah..bye..
aq ade gambo untuk korang..
hye.. ape kabo sumer?? korang boring x?? aq boring la.. x de pape nk buat.. nnti korang bagi la cadangan.. ok?? aq nie mcm x de modal jer.. asyik2 menge'face'.. kalo x pown lagu.. 2 jer.. k lah..bye..
Saturday, 26 November 2011
HEllo!! RINdu aR KAt KOranG..
assalamualaikum..
rindunyer ngan blog nie.. sbb da 2 atau 3 bulan x update.. alaa kalo x update pown x per.. bukannyer ade follower.. kalo ade pown da lame aq update ari2.. ngajok ar cam ne.. kemungkinan bulan 12 ni aq dpt result UPKK.. harap2 dpt *A kan?? kalo A semua alhamdullilah.. taon dpn aq da nak ambek UPSR.. korang doakan aq dpt 5A ok?
rindunyer ngan blog nie.. sbb da 2 atau 3 bulan x update.. alaa kalo x update pown x per.. bukannyer ade follower.. kalo ade pown da lame aq update ari2.. ngajok ar cam ne.. kemungkinan bulan 12 ni aq dpt result UPKK.. harap2 dpt *A kan?? kalo A semua alhamdullilah.. taon dpn aq da nak ambek UPSR.. korang doakan aq dpt 5A ok?
Wednesday, 14 September 2011
salam sumer!!
assalamualaikum..
korang sumer bowink eh ngan aq?? x pe jgn risau.. aq sentiase ade ngan korang.. skunk nie aq ngan zati.. kat sekolah.. k lah bye..
korang sumer bowink eh ngan aq?? x pe jgn risau.. aq sentiase ade ngan korang.. skunk nie aq ngan zati.. kat sekolah.. k lah bye..
Tuesday, 30 August 2011
raye!! raye!!
assalamualaikum sumer!!
ape khabar?? aq kt cini cumer nk ucapkan SELAMAT HARI RAYE!! baju raye korang warne ape eh?? mesti cantik kan?? duit raye da dpt bape da? k lh.. 2 jer aq nk ckp.. ENJOY!!
ape khabar?? aq kt cini cumer nk ucapkan SELAMAT HARI RAYE!! baju raye korang warne ape eh?? mesti cantik kan?? duit raye da dpt bape da? k lh.. 2 jer aq nk ckp.. ENJOY!!
Monday, 22 August 2011
Saturday, 20 August 2011
good morning.. :)
assalamualaikum.
ape khabar sumer?? sihat?? puase x?? hari nie korang merancang nk g maner yek? k larh bye.. aq baru lepas mandi.. korang mesti lom mandi kan??
BYE..!!
ape khabar sumer?? sihat?? puase x?? hari nie korang merancang nk g maner yek? k larh bye.. aq baru lepas mandi.. korang mesti lom mandi kan??
BYE..!!
faKta2 Yg MuNgKiN AnDa X TaHu..
Here are some interesting, but true facts, that you may or may not have known.
1. The Statue of Liberty's index finger is eight feet long
2. Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile
3. A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.
4. A Boeing 747's wing span is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.(the Wright brother's invented the airplane)
5. There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.
6. One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny
7. The word "set " has the most number of definitions in the English language - 192
8. Slugs have four noses
9. Sharks can live up to 100 years
10. Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.
11. Kangaroos can't walk backwards
12. About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. everyday
13. The largest recorded snowflake was 15in wide and 8in thick. It fell in Montana in 1887
14. The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is actually a tiny sonic boom.
15. Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency
16. Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints
17. There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human
18. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery had in it to begin with.
19. The world's largest Montessori school is in India, with 26,312 students in 2002
20. Octopus have three hearts
21. If you ate too many carrots, you'd turn orange
22. The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change.
23. 1 in 2,000,000,000 people will live to be 116 or old
24. The body has 2-3 million sweat glands
25. Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs
26. Tiger shark embroyos fight each other in their mother's womb. The survivor is born.
27. Most cats are left pawed
28. 250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa
29. A Blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant
30. You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling!
31. Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours
32. An eyeball weighs about 1 ounce
33. Bone is five times stronger than steel.
1. The Statue of Liberty's index finger is eight feet long
2. Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile
3. A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.
4. A Boeing 747's wing span is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.(the Wright brother's invented the airplane)
5. There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.
6. One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny
7. The word "set " has the most number of definitions in the English language - 192
8. Slugs have four noses
9. Sharks can live up to 100 years
10. Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.
11. Kangaroos can't walk backwards
12. About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. everyday
13. The largest recorded snowflake was 15in wide and 8in thick. It fell in Montana in 1887
14. The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is actually a tiny sonic boom.
15. Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency
16. Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints
17. There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human
18. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery had in it to begin with.
19. The world's largest Montessori school is in India, with 26,312 students in 2002
20. Octopus have three hearts
21. If you ate too many carrots, you'd turn orange
22. The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change.
23. 1 in 2,000,000,000 people will live to be 116 or old
24. The body has 2-3 million sweat glands
25. Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs
26. Tiger shark embroyos fight each other in their mother's womb. The survivor is born.
27. Most cats are left pawed
28. 250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa
29. A Blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant
30. You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling!
31. Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours
32. An eyeball weighs about 1 ounce
33. Bone is five times stronger than steel.
di bazaar ramadan: L: assalamualaikum.. P: waalaikumussalam :D L: nak date boleh ? P: APA????!!!! L: nak date boleh ? P: HEII!!!! kita ni tgh puasa kan !!! siapa awak ni?? bulan puasa ni sepatutnya kita tambahkan amal ibadat... bukan nya ajak orang bukan2 untuk pergi dating! L: tapi... saya... P: apa TAPI TAPI ?!!! Insaflah.... haih... nama je Islam !!! tapi perangai !!!! L: awak ni ... saya mintak date=kurma !!! bukannya date yang dating tu!!! haih P:{alamak eiiii malunyaaa} kahkah perasan
di bazaar ramadan:
L: assalamualaikum..
P: waalaikumussalam :D
L: nak date boleh ?
P: APA????!!!!
L: nak date boleh ?
P: HEII!!!! kita ni tgh puasa kan !!! siapa awak ni?? bulan puasa ni sepatutnya kita tambahkan amal ibadat... bukan nya ajak orang bukan2 untuk pergi dating!
L: tapi... saya...
P: apa TAPI TAPI ?!!! Insaflah.... haih... nama je Islam !!! tapi perangai !!!!
L: awak ni ... saya mintak date=kurma !!! bukannya date yang dating tu!!! haih
P:{alamak eiiii malunyaaa}
kahkah perasan
L: assalamualaikum..
P: waalaikumussalam :D
L: nak date boleh ?
P: APA????!!!!
L: nak date boleh ?
P: HEII!!!! kita ni tgh puasa kan !!! siapa awak ni?? bulan puasa ni sepatutnya kita tambahkan amal ibadat... bukan nya ajak orang bukan2 untuk pergi dating!
L: tapi... saya...
P: apa TAPI TAPI ?!!! Insaflah.... haih... nama je Islam !!! tapi perangai !!!!
L: awak ni ... saya mintak date=kurma !!! bukannya date yang dating tu!!! haih
P:{alamak eiiii malunyaaa}
kahkah perasan
Friday, 19 August 2011
petuA yG ANda PAtuT TAhu..
1. Masalah semut - Semut tak suka timun. Jadi, letakkan kulit timun berdekatan dengan sarang semut
2. Ais yang bersih dan Tulen - Gunakan air yang dimasak untuk membuat ais.
3. Cermin yang Bersih dan Bersinar - Bersihkan cermin dengan menggunakan alkohol
4. Membuang kotoran gula-gula gelah pada pakaian - Letakkan pakaian ke dalam freezer selama satu jam untuk memudahkan gula-gula getah dibuang.
5. Memutihkan Pakaian - Rendamkan pakaian putih ke dalam air suam yang dicampurkan dengan lemon selama 10 minit.
6. Rambut yang Cantik dan Bersinar - Ambil satu sudu teh cuka dan sapukan ke rambut, kemudian bilas.
7. Mengelakkan pedih mata ketika potong bawang - Makan gula-gula getah.
8. Hilangkan kesan dakwat pada baju - Letakkan ubat gigi pada tempat yang terkena dakwat, tunggu sehingga kering, kemudian basuh.
9. Menghalau tikus - Taburkan lada hitam pada sarang tikus. Tikus akan lari.
2. Ais yang bersih dan Tulen - Gunakan air yang dimasak untuk membuat ais.
3. Cermin yang Bersih dan Bersinar - Bersihkan cermin dengan menggunakan alkohol
4. Membuang kotoran gula-gula gelah pada pakaian - Letakkan pakaian ke dalam freezer selama satu jam untuk memudahkan gula-gula getah dibuang.
5. Memutihkan Pakaian - Rendamkan pakaian putih ke dalam air suam yang dicampurkan dengan lemon selama 10 minit.
6. Rambut yang Cantik dan Bersinar - Ambil satu sudu teh cuka dan sapukan ke rambut, kemudian bilas.
7. Mengelakkan pedih mata ketika potong bawang - Makan gula-gula getah.
8. Hilangkan kesan dakwat pada baju - Letakkan ubat gigi pada tempat yang terkena dakwat, tunggu sehingga kering, kemudian basuh.
9. Menghalau tikus - Taburkan lada hitam pada sarang tikus. Tikus akan lari.
good morning.. :)
assalamualaikum..
ape kabo sume?? pose x?? alhamdulillah..lagi 9 ari jer ag kite nk pose kan.. ari nie aq ade bnyk perubahan... salah satunyer ialah.. :
1.x tido lepas sahor..
2.bizi..
2 jer.. x bnyk pown.. korang tadi sahor ape?? ok x blog nie..??kalo x ok ckp tau..
ape kabo sume?? pose x?? alhamdulillah..lagi 9 ari jer ag kite nk pose kan.. ari nie aq ade bnyk perubahan... salah satunyer ialah.. :
1.x tido lepas sahor..
2.bizi..
2 jer.. x bnyk pown.. korang tadi sahor ape?? ok x blog nie..??kalo x ok ckp tau..
seLAmat BERkenaLaN..
assalamualaikum..
ari nie aq da wat blog yg ke-2.. yg pertama kene block... kesiankan?? k larh.. aq kene tulis cepat sbb ujan da nk turun.. sane ujan x? da larh.. bye..
GOOD NIGHT..
ari nie aq da wat blog yg ke-2.. yg pertama kene block... kesiankan?? k larh.. aq kene tulis cepat sbb ujan da nk turun.. sane ujan x? da larh.. bye..
GOOD NIGHT..
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